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03/05/13 - Miami Herald - Fred Grimm: What Cuba needs: Spring break 

For those of us who survived the invasion of '85, forgetting is not so
easy.

The hedonistic hordes came out of the north by the thousands. Fort
Lauderdale beach was strewn with their bodies. They jammed five and six and
seven to a hotel room, laid siege to the shops and brought traffic on A1A
to a near stop. They consumed so much beer that various joints along Fort
Lauderdale Beach claimed to have set world dispensing records. The effects
of that record-breaking consumption were plenty evident.

The town was overwhelmed. Fort Lauderdale found itself transformed into a
wild party town, a municipality with an acute case of arrested development.
It happened every spring through the early '80s, but 1985 was the pinnacle
of craziness, when 350,000 kids abandoned social restraints and convinced
the city fathers that the need for change was damn near urgent.

Within a few years, Spring Break City had re-made itself. (Some of us,
those forced to witness the inter-collegiate wet T-shirt contests at the
Button day after day, have never quite recovered.)

When Sen. Jeff Flake of Arizona looks back on those beery days, he doesn't
see some horde of drunken nuisances. Flake thinks of Fort Lauderdale, circa
1985, as the testing ground for a geo-strategic weapon that could bring
down one of the last bastions of communism.

"I've often felt that if we want a real get-tough policy with the Castro
brothers, we should force them to deal with spring break once or twice,"
Flake said last month, during the Senate Foreign Relations Committee's
hearing on Sen. John Kerry's nomination for secretary of state.

That provoked an angry reaction from Sen. Robert Menendez, a Democrat from
New Jersey and the son of Cuban immigrants. Of course, Menendez was in a
sour mood over unsubstantiated allegations about unseemly behavior down in
the Dominican Republic.

There's no proof that Menendez went wild in the DR. But if it surfaced, it
would only prove Blake's premise. Things tend to spin out of control down
in the tropics.

It was not the first time that Flake suggested American college students
could succeed where five decades of the Cuban embargo has failed. In 2009,
campaigning for passage of the Free Travel to Cuba Act, Flake told
Congressional Quarterly, "Let the Castro brothers deal with spring break
once or twice, and we'll see how much control they still have."

Flake advocates removing restrictions that keep ordinary American citizens
from traveling to Cuba. The present policy has an exception for religious,
cultural and education groups. And Cuban Americans can travel back and
forth to visit family members, a rather odd exercise for folks who are
ostensibly here because they're fearful political exiles. But the rest of
us can't go. We can visit China, Vietnam, Burma, Iran, but not Cuba.

The notion that spring breakers could overwhelm a backward, doddering
regime might seem a stretch. But it's not like our Cuban travel and
immigration policies, anachronistic relics of the Cold War, make much
sense. Try explaining, to someone from outside South Florida, the logic
behind the wet-foot, dry-foot policy that allowed 10,757 Cubans who crossed
the border out of Mexico last year to claim the instant financial, medical
and residency benefits afforded to no other group of undocumented
immigrants.

Or why someone born of Cuban parents in another country, say Spain or
Venezuela, is similarly awarded the status of political refugee upon coming
here, as if political exile were a hereditary trait.

Of course, most arrivals nowadays are hardly political refugees. A survey
of visa applicants in 2009 by the U.S. Interests Section in Havana found
what everyone already knew: "Overwhelmingly, applicants appear motivated to
leave Cuba due to economic and family reasons."

None of this would matter much if the Cuban Adjustment Act of 1966 had led
to the ouster of the Castro government. Instead, those most likely to
challenge the regime left. The counter-revolution emigrated to Miami
instead.

A new strategy, based on spring breakers, could hardly be less successful.
Send in a few hundred thousand cheap, rowdy, out-of-control students to
challenge a control-freak totalitarian regime. Model it after the horrific
invasion that took the Fort Lauderdale in 1985. No matter how many millions
those kids spent, it wasn't enough to keep an utterly overwhelmed Fort
Lauderdale from instituting a drastic makeover. The kids were too much.

The Castro brothers wouldn't stand a chance.


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